This really made my evening. Obviously this is no longer the case, though. So I am making a not-quite-New-Year resolution of sorts to go back to my fascinating days of yore. Stay tuned, but in the meantime please enjoy some of my Greatest Hits:

Lead Into Gold
Face Value
Never, Ever Reach the Moon
Why Have a Blog?
Bring on the laptop concerto
Crumpled up Paper Vs. the Idiolect
So Much to Learn from Old Pizza (Or, Did Andy Like Anchovies?)
Dude, Where’s My Coconut?
Rest In Peace: Alexander Calder (1898-1976), and Piet Mondrian (1872-1944)
Expo, or, the Tale of Two Mayors
Just Add Water
The Real Life of An Artist
Last Speakers