I was talking to this very nice person at a very fashionable opening in London who said she used to read my blog and really enjoyed the witty commentary on contemporary culture.

This really made my evening. Obviously this is no longer the case, though. So I am making a not-quite-New-Year resolution of sorts to go back to my fascinating days of yore. Stay tuned, but in the meantime please enjoy some of my Greatest Hits:

Lead Into Gold
Face Value
Never, Ever Reach the Moon
Why Have a Blog?
Bring on the laptop concerto
Crumpled up Paper Vs. the Idiolect
So Much to Learn from Old Pizza (Or, Did Andy Like Anchovies?)
Dude, Where’s My Coconut?
Rest In Peace: Alexander Calder (1898-1976), and Piet Mondrian (1872-1944)
Expo, or, the Tale of Two Mayors
Just Add Water
The Real Life of An Artist
Last Speakers